The Kingdom of The Romansch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Highchieftain Merlin Dæch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.211 billion Romanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barâd-Dûr. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Romanschian economy, worth 160 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 72,753 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Romansch's national animal is the Mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valarism.

The Romansch is ranked 169,378^th in the world and 2^nd in Erebos for Largest Populations, with 2.21 billion capita.